10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier