10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water