10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.