10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.