10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!