10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen