10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels