10 Random Poker Quotes

Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
if u play for the thrill u are ill
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."