10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is for loners.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003