10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim