10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is