10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• It's Free To Fold...
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."