10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.