10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for loners.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)