10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22