10 Random Poker Quotes

you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"All-in, bitches!!!"
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Fish don't eat Nutz!
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.