10 Random Poker Quotes

You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery