10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Fold and live to fold again
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.