10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "No river, no fish."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.