10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is for loners.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.