10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack