10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright