10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "No river, no fish."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP