10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.