10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.