10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Those eggs smell delicious!