10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Welcome to kicker school