10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."