10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave