10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician