10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.