10 Random Poker Quotes
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- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."