10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Welcome to kicker school
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'