10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'