10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.