10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.