10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"