10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.