10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- It's Free To Fold...
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."