10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is for loners.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.