10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.