10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.