10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.