10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.