10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway