10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?