10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.