10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"