10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth