10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha